I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug
I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug
I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug
I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug
I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug

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"Cannot wait to see the joy and hear the laughter after I gift this to my friend. We will have 'twinsy' mugs! The size and handle are perfect for morning coffee."

Debra F.

I'd shank a bitch for you - Right in the Kidney Mug

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$24.00

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FADE RESISTANT Design Printed on Both Sides

Dishwasher & Microwave Safe

made for people who caffeinate with personality
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WHAT SHEMUGS CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING

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"Cannot wait to see the joy and hear the laughter after I gift this to my friend. We will have 'twinsy' mugs! The size and handle are perfect for morning coffee."

Debra F.

For the ride-or-die whoäó»d go to bat for youäóîliterally (but, like, only in mugs). The äóìIäó»d Shank a Bitch for You äóî Right in the Kidneyäó� mug is darkly hilarious, fiercely loyal, and perfect for coffee-fueled plotting sessions with your bestie. Gift it to the one whoäó»d protect you at all costsäóîpreferably over brunch, not actual violence. äִ_ô__

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Mug Details

Available in Three Sizes:
-11 ounces (Colors Vary)
-15 ounces (Colors Vary)
-20 ounces (White)

Design printed professionally and permanently onto mug

Design Printed on both sides of the mug

Design contains no texture that will fade, peel, or crack

Care Instructions

Mugs are top rack dishwasher and microwave safe. 

 

We use a heat-press process that permanently fuses the ink into the mug. This means the mug will not fade, peel, or crack like vinyl.

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